I thought Adam Lanza was up there for two reasons: one, of course being that he massacred a bunch of helpless first graders, probably the most heartless of any of these massacres, but because Lanza was like a checklist of every red flag that a growing conservative movement would NEVER want their kids to be: scrawny, bullying victim, autistic, loner, video game addict, social media addict, nihilistic.

I mean, Elliot Rodger killed people too, but he’s almost universally LAUGHED at. Haw haw haw, that guy that murdered a bunch of people was so scared to talk to girls that his dad had to buy him an escort haw haw! Oh yeah and he, uh, murdered people too. I was on a true crime forum once where people were joking about how not just the Columbine duo but even Lanza and Cho (Virginia Tech killer) would be laughing at Elliot Rodger.