I don’t think you hear much about Lena Dunham anymore, no. She was the kind of flash in the pan celebrity that the Rolling Stone/Entertainment Weekly crowd used to lamely hype up as the “voice of her generation.” She was to her era what Elizabeth Wurtzel was to the early 90s, and when was the last time you heard about Wurtzel? When she died, right?

Adam Driver: I like him fine, though regarding his face, there was an Internet meme that said that Driver looked like God got drunk and tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory.

Katherine Heigl: Starred in My Father The Hero in 1994, a movie where Gerard Depardieu (who must have been a serious alcoholic or something to think that he was going to be a big American star because of shit like this) plays a divorced dad who has to tell people that his daughter (Heigl) is actually his girlfriend. He has a scene where he sings “Thank Heaven For Little Girls.” She has a scene where she struts around in a thong swimsuit, with her butt cheeks visible on screen. It gets funnier: the movie is rated PG and released by DISNEY. It gets even funnier than that: you can to go to the film’s IMDb page and see stills from the thong scene. It gets even funnier than that: Heigl was like 14 when the movie was filmed and a practicing Mormon, so I guess her parents had to sign off on letting her do this, which is like Brooke Shields’ practicing Catholic of a mother letting her pose nude for Playboy and all the other no-chance-in-hell-you-get-away-with-that-stuff-today-and-how-did-they-even-get-away-with-it-then-stuff she did before she was 15. If it weren’t for The Professional, this would be the “most watched by total creeps” movie of 1994 for sure, but as it stands, it’ll just have to be the funniest total-creep-favorite there is. (If you’re wondering how I know all this it’s from reading it in a Reddit poll about what were the most offensive movies in existence in terms of creep factor; I personally don’t plan on ever watching Pretty Baby.)