Prices are shooting up, staff numbers are declining, quality of food is easily going down. Wendy’s and KFC are the two that people are blasting the most, and I had a Baconator, baconator fries and a few chicken tenders at Wendy’s. I used to consider the Baconator the best fast food bacon cheeseburger but it was barely warm and seemed to have been slapped together, so I immediately found myself agreeing with all the Redditors complaining about fast food all the time. Then I read Wendy’s was closing about 52,749 of their locations and wasn’t surprised. My town now has two Chipotles though so hurrah?

I don’t like potato skins but I do like potato skin flavored Pringles.

Hopters? Last I read of them was waitresses complaining that their shorts were yanking into their butts and they had to pay for their own pantyhose. At least they didn’t go woke like Playboy. I’ve only eaten at Hopters maybe twice in my life and my waitress looked like she had an eating disorder, I thought the requirement was big tits.

Want to read about my playthrough of Sonic The Hedgehog yesterday?