Last winter I was waiting at the bus stop waiting to go home from work. I suddenly hear a loud voice. It’s an old black panhandler holding a cardboard sign, the kind that say *HOMELESS PLEASE HELP GOD BLESS”. He was working the intersection in the dark, retreating to the median when the light turned. Risky way to make a living.

He starts to come over this way, shouting three slogans that were written ln his sign. It was not HOMELESS PLEASE HELP GOD BLESS. It was this old man’s recipe to make America great again:

• SMOKE BETTER CRACK
• EAT MO PUSSY
• WHITE POWER

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This old black man got on the same bus as me and stood yelling about craxk, pussy, and white power to make America great again. Cracked me the fuck up. I posted this here a few months ago but benjamin removed it and probably now thinks I’m secretly a white narionalist who got drunk and accidentally let the mask slip.

POLL: WHO HAD THE BIGGEST FALL FROM GRACE?
A. Will Smith (one of the biggest stars in the world at one point whose name practically guaranteed hundreds of millions in gate and records)
B. Rudy Giuliani (America’s mayor)
C. Gary Glitter (“Rock & Roll, Part 2” in every arena)
D. That guy from Iced Earth who rioter at the Capitol, prompting the whole band to quit
E. Phil Spector (it was a wig all alomg!)
F. Bill Cosby (you know how my nose got like this? … by eating lots of pussy!)
G. Write-in