I had a crazy mixed race guy come up past me at a gas station yelling about how much he loved Hitler. No it was not Kanye West. I am only reporting this because it happened please do not delete this post.

Will Smith - No. That last Bad Boys sequel did just fine at the box office, looks like being a pussy-whipped hypocritical semi-idiot isn’t going to dim his star power much.

Rudy Giuliani - No. I seem to recall that the narrative was that 9/11 sort of saved his time in office, that plenty of people hated the idea of Times Square being cleaned up and even shortly after 9/11 people were saying that Rudy hadn’t really done that much on that day and was being overrated by a press narrative looking for a hero to laud.

Gary Glitter - I bet lots of people know that song without knowing the name of the person who recorded it, let alone that that person is known as a massive pervert by anyone who does know his name.

Iced Earth - I think I’ve heard of them, but that’s the extent of it. So it can’t be whoever this is.

Phil Spector - Not a chance, people had been calling him a crazy bastard for decades. Didn’t he pull a gun on the Ramones when he was working with them? They didn’t like him and the main thing I remember from stories of making End Of The Century are that a)Spector came up with the title and b)he asked them, “do you want to make a good record, or do you want to make a great record?” It’s not like he was relevant when he committed that murder.

Bill Cosby - Of the people you named he fell the farthest, because he had loads of impressive achievements over the course of several decades, even if people made fun of his voice and commercials all the time. But he was also regarded as either a laudable or annoying father figure who wanted people to be more moral, so if he was putting shit in women’s drinks, that really puts the lie to his entire life.

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