Someone pranked me by showing me a video of two little crude stick figures dancing around in a circle to a stupid techno Casio beat of some kind on a red background, then the image pulled forward to reveal the background was Goatse’s rectum.

No I cannot access Pornhub in Kansas either, I would never in a million years take a picture of myself and let some porn site have it to “verify my age” either. And the Goatse guy, Kirk is dead, right?