I should have known Dio was a clean liver. Uh, clean LIVING guy. Not LIV-ER. sounds like I’m talking about alcohol fuck fuck fuck

I’m sort of glad I didn’t previously know that Ozzy made two solo albums after 13.

Does anybody remember how during the days of the hit reality show, when he became better known for that than his music, that joking about Ozzy in general became an excuse to rag on his solo material pretty hard? I do.