Well we know now that Joseph can do blood curdling screams a lot better than Troy. While Troy seeing “Alex” dead isn’t the worst acting in MH, it still isn’t the best either!

The Alex “phone call” sort of worked both as a commentary on AI and a subtle call back to that early Totheark entry that was a lowered voice going “ALEX BRIAN. ALEX BRIAN” over and over.

When I first heard Troy talking in that panicky Porky Pig voice I thought we were gonna see Tim because it didn’t sound like Troy.

Oh goodie, not only did we get to see the hospital again, we got the TUNNEL again!!! And…he still can’t make it thru. Greatest Hits Live, I am telling you. This was a half botched opportunity. At least the tunnel was creepier at night.

So it was just Slenderman making the rat scrape noises? Right? And is in collusion with “Riley”? Thats the…twist…then?
Do I even WANT to know what conspiracy theory alternate universe callback shit I will have to read because of this?
At least the camera dragging backwards at the end was legitimately creepy. Gotta give em that one. That was the best bit in all of the five entries.

Well, see you guys again in ten years, when lack of success in life will no doubt bring them back to the Marble Hornets well yet again, just as Douglas Adams got stuck with Hitchhikers Guide his whole life. Troy and Joseph are now around 37 years old, ole Dougie croaked at 49. Get planning, boys!