If he tries to do Porky’s he’ll fall asleep. Aside from the gratuitous nudity in the Kim Cattrall scene, the only thing I remember from Porky’s is “Hymie, Louie, Abie, Sam, we’re the boys that eat no ham,” partially because it’s catchy and partially because it doesn’t actually seem that insulting, although the movie is set in 1954. Aside from that, that movie is a worthless pile of assy, useless cack!

Plenty of people have tried to bash Lennon, if you’d like me to present you with some Onion headlines.