I can’t believe I haven’t seen that joke everywhere. It probably is, I just don’t frequent the places that do memes and stuff like that.

You’re joking, right? Lettuce is some of the nastiest stuff in existence and it has no nutritional value. Give me spinach or arugula.

I’ve developed a double chin in the last year that I’m trying halfassèdly to get rid of. This is disheartening because I’ve spent years makikg fun of fat people. It was hidden under my beard but I shaved it a month back except for the sideburns, moustache, and soul patch. Last June I was 205 and at my peak last month I was 242, but I’ve reversed that and it’s ever so slowly coming down. Thing is, I hate exercise when it’s not incidental to work, and food packages are either aimed at families or expensive for the convenience. Whenever I buy vegetables I end up throwing more than half away.