My criteria is under three minutes.

The Beatles - She Came in through the Bathroom Window (almost every song on side two of Abby Road counts, but this is my favorite.)
Wire - Outdoor Miner
Cheap Trick - He’s a Whore
Neil Young - Cripple Creek Ferry
Steely Dan - Through With Buzz
Elvis Costello - Welcome to the Working Week
Elvis Costello and the Attractions - No Action
Ramones - Rockaway Beach
Ramones - Oh, Oh, I Love Her So (They have many, of course)
The Who - I’m Free
The Buzzcocks - Oh Shit!
The Minutemen - Nothing Indeed
The Dead Kennedys - When You Get Drafted
The Clash - Jamie Jones
The Clash - White Riot
Pink Floyd - Pigs on the Wing
Yes - We Have Heaven
Booker T & the M.G.’s - Green Onions
The Doors - Break on through (To the Other Side)
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
Motorhead - Ace of Spades