The Life of a Showgirl (Ft. Sabrina Carpenter) - Some stomp-clap action on this one with a curtain call singalong approach to the sound of the track. Lyrics are basically an imagined story of Taylor visiting a showgirl hero and that hero warning her away from living a life in entertainment and Taylor is like nuh uh.

BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

I really like the tune on this track. The Sabrina Carpenter feature kind of shows up Taylor on her own track if you ask me. Sabrina is so well suited for this kind of song and her voice pops out in a way that Taylor could never hope to. Taylor’s message to people who wish she’d give up and die is too bad “I’m immortal >now”.

So having a billion dolares isn’t the only thing she has in common with Elon!

Father Figure - Initially this one gave me a wtf reaction, especially with the “my dick’s bigger” lyrics to represent how men wield their power. But after some time I think its a major highlight. The song is about Taylor putting herself in the role of men who pretended to mentor her only to take advantage and give her bad deals and stuff, framing them as the mafia. Then the climax of the song taylor is like you think you got the biggest dick? I’m taylor swift motherfcker, you fck with me and I’ll f*ck you so hard “You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning”. Maybe at an earlier point in her career this lyric might have seemed ridiculous (and maybe it still does) but at her current level of fame and power, yeah I guess you kind of have to buy it >coming from he

I went and listened to this pile of shit and almost DIED laughing at this song. Hilarious!!!

I guess we should all be happy that ANY “album” album is still getting attention…