Huh, I could have sworn you watched WWF in 1998 or something before swearing it off. Maybe I’m confusing it with the Denver Broncos.

Crucially, it’s not 1 Night in Chyna, but 1 Night in China, a takeoff of Paris Hilton’s One Night in Paris – they didn’t have the trademark, so they flew over to China and spent the first 45 minutes of the video hanging around Tienanmen Square and going to matcha shops with Brian Burks before going back to the hotel and getting it on. It stars Joanie Lauer and Sean Waltman, not Chyna and X-Pac. You thought WWE had anything at all to do with the tape or something?

Re: blondes with cartoonishly big tits – well Sunny’s were natural, even if they were a good size:

And Stacy Keibler’s were and are on the small side and on a six-foot-tall girl – her selling point were her legs – though Torrie Wilson’s were fake.

She’s aged fantastically.

The earlier Attitude Era women were nothing special, and I thought so at the time. Boob jobs are and always have been a turnoff, but Torrie was hot enough to overcome it. The others, not so much.

With the rise of the women’s divisions, wrestling chicks aren’t plastic anymore – some of my favorites (although except for the first one they fall these days more under “look good by real-life standards” rather than “hot as hell”):

Marina Shafir
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Chelsea Green
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Harley Cameron (admittedly for two big reasons, and they’re natural)
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The videos are a poor substitute for watching them on television (except for Marina, she could kick my ass anytime) but they’re a hell of a lot better than Google Image Search.