Pink didn’t cover Metallica (or the Anti Nowhere League), she covered Miles Davis! I mean it makes sense, they’re both black!

I didn’t rewatch that 3 Doors Down military recruitment ad either, because I remember it playing before movies. It was shit!!!!

I guess AC/DC’s deal to be a Wal-Mart exclusive didn’t make them seem cool in the eyes of their fanbase, who would obviously never buy anything at Wal-Mart and only actually shop at small college hippie stores or military PXs or whatever the fuck it is the AC/DC fanbase actually did in 2008. Hey, I wasn’t there and wouldn’t know that, or anything else at all.