Index > Worst high school mascots of all time

Up to the 4th grade

Posted by Mod Lang (@modlang) on June 26, 2026, 11:47 p.m.

I grew up in a paper mill town, Mountain Pine, Arkansas. You could smell it all over the playground, which was downwind. Real shithole little nowheresville.

But I can tell you, also from the experience of growing up in Arkansas, that’s nothing compared to the smell of being anywhere downwind of a factory farm full of chicken shit.