I hate AI datacenters (unless this shit cures cancer or whatever real goddamn soon, then it’s a bullshit, destructive, ugly tool created by deluded self important master-of-the-universe tech billionaires that’s killing the environment, and there’s no good reason whatsoever not to side with the Luddites who won’t be able to put a stop to it) but Liquid Death is some of the most poor-tasting piss I’ve ever tried (they had a Fruity Pebbles flavor meant to taste like leftover cereal milk–ICK!!!) and the Kelces are pretty damn overexposed too.

Kanye going to Russia, isn’t that where all the sex criminals and excommunicated celebrities end up sooner or later? Say hi to Gerard Depardieu for me, Ye.