He said his balance problem was because he has two butts and he’s getting one surgically removed tomorrow. Afterwards he’ll be hopped up on “the good stuff” (the 35% alcohol and DXM in the medicine mommy gives him) with loads of free time he’ll have to spend off his ass. Unfortunately they don’t make cones of shame for the ass so you can’t sit on the good one while protecting the wound of the bad one.

Then this place will finally pick up. Joe, find some sci-fi books with models from the Gorgeous Crescent, Iran to the Deccan peninsula.

np: Thr Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands To Yourself