The two girls getting burnt to a crisp in the tanning beds seems to have been the bit from those movies that freaks people out the most, but the one that icked me out was the lady getting decapitated by the elevator. They really drew that shit out.

Those movies were all totally ridiculous though, I think it’s great that the Internet has made it possible for you to just watch compilations of all the ridiculous deaths instead of sitting through the whole films.

I still love that Raiders Of The Lost Ark, released in 1981, has a guy’s head exploding in it, with chunks of blood and brains flying all over the screen. “Obscured by flames” my ass.

And why would God do that? Something gory, like a Mortal Kombat fanatic would come up with? Explode your head?