but I’d rather read about the decomposing corpse found in his Elonmobile then revisit the Charlie Sheen silliness from 14 years ago (yes, it really has been that long!)

I also would like to know, in light of Disney dropping the whole Jimmy Kimmel debacle because everybody cancelled their subscriptions (a rare show of hope for humanity in this day and age!), how many additional views the old South Park clips of Mickey Mouse acting like a gangster racked up over the last two weeks. I don’t personally revile Disney that much anymore (mostly due to them being one of the easiest targets in human history) but the All Ighty Ollar will always guide everything they do.