I do like Baja Blast. And, if you’re at Taco Bell, Baja Midnight. I shouldn’t be drinking that stuff anymore though in my forties, it’s what, 150 percent daily sugar per bottle? Goes well with tacos tacos. Especially birria tacos tacos. Taco burrito.

Sort of disheartening to think that Zero Sugar would be the worst; there have got to be a lot of people who’d like to drink Mountain Dew without the freakin’ sugar.

They had a much-hated Fruit Quake flavor a few years ago, which mercifully did not taste like fruitcake anyway. I liked it, but most people hated it passionately.