Deuhr.

This is a brutal one. Thinking a generally recognized triumph as a career-defining catastrophe is a kind of facepalmn on par with that guy who asked why Aloy from Zero Dawn had a beard in response to a graphics presentation showing off her peach fuzz.

It’s 2026 and Will Studer is still having Bill Studer moments. This is the kind of thing middle schoolers kill themselves over. Takes you back to Marysville, doesn’t it? Every minute, every hour…