Popeye is DEAD
Posted by Mod Lang (@modlang) on Jan. 15, 2026, 3:41 p.m.
Injecting oil? Remember that Southpark episode where Cartman takes all those muscle supplements to bulk up, except that he doesn’t exercise so all he does is get morbidly obese?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/real-life-popeye-who-boasted-36553275
What’s that on his neck?!