The irony of Trump being an arch-nativist is that he’s a recent immigrant himself – his family only came in the 1870s and he’s third-generation. My family has been in Virginia and New Hampshire since the 17th century and my ancestors fought in the American Revolution and Civil War, on opposite sides, yet this jackoff comes along 200 years later and is lecturing me about being an American and saying I hate my country? Please.

I don’t normally throw around my colonial-era bona fides but when someone whose family came here after the Civil War is acting like he owns the place, I’ve got to take him down a few pegs.